February 2011
1 post
Jason Statham does not have opposable thumbs. That is why his punches are so hard.
May 2010
1 post
In 2009, there were 12 reported cases of chubbyactorisconsumaphobia, which of course is the fear of being eaten by Val Kilmer.
December 2009
4 posts
The Black Eyed Peas derived their name from the slang term for a boxing injury.
It was originally believed that the color purple could cure polio, and for a while it worked.
“What” is the most commonly uttered word during intercourse.
Saint Nicholas was actually Jesus Christ’s pseudonym used in checking into hotels to avoid attracting the paparazzi. The white beard and red suit was his disguise
October 2009
17 posts
The stegosaurus was the most cowardly dinosaur of them all.
If you set fire to cow entrails for three nights, seven days, or at the end of each of ten fortnights consecutively, space Icosahedrons will steal your mind and in return grant you full platonic solid powers. This means you can be just friends with anyone at any time at will. Too bad you will be damn crazy.
The Halloween staple Candy Corn has 5 ingredients: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, Orange stuff, Beeswax, and White stuff.
The Rhinoceros is the illegitimate love-child of a fat man and a unicorn.
Kevin Bacon has appeared naked in so many movies that his penis has its own agent and IMDB page.
Former WWE wrestler Chyna has announced that she will be starring in the upcoming Michael Bay film ‘Transformers 3.” She will be playing the lead Decepticon, whose ability is to transform into a real woman.
Black holes, despite their small size, are the heaviest things on earth, weighing about as much as four adult elephants!
George Lucas was inspired to create the character of Darth Vader upon meeting Kareem Abdul-Jabbar after a 1968 NCAA Tournament semi-final game in Los Angeles. In return, Lucas cast Abdul-Jabbar as an extra in the background of the original Mos Eisley cantina scene.
Post-it notes were invented after employees at 3M grew tired of licking envelopes and sticking them to things.
The city of Salt Lake City, Utah decided to name their NBA team the Jazz hoping to God that someone black would actually move there.
The famous restaurant tag-line “Eat Fresh” was actually coined by Jared himself after a surprising (yet fresh) sexual encounter on the New York City public transit system.
Ebay founders Pierre and Pam Omidyar initially conceptualized the online auction-house as a means for the couple to sell their collection of home-made personalized sexual aides and lubricants.
Contrary to popular belief, the telephone wasn’t the last thing that famed telephone inventor Alexander Graham Bell invented. While working on his most famous invention G. Bell would, more often than not, find himself longing for a snack, something to get his mind grapes really firing on all of their grapey cylinders. One night, in the middle of a real bit of inventors block, he ventured...
This website will make its creators very, very wealthy.
Historians began calling World War I by that name well before the signed Armistice, as Kaiser Wilhelm II owed 200 Euros to up and coming political savant Winston Churchill, and that motherfucker holds a grudge.
The creation of the chicken and waffles phenomenon can be traced back to the marriage between the Von Chicken and Wafflestein families of South Germany, who were at the time seeking refuge in East Norway. Although the ceremony took place in April 1692, the union was not legally recognized by the German Federation of States until fall of 1693*.
*By this time, the GFS had changed its name to...