Jason Statham does not have opposable thumbs. That is why his punches are so hard.
In 2009, there were 12 reported cases of chubbyactorisconsumaphobia, which of course is the fear of being eaten by Val Kilmer.
The Black Eyed Peas derived their name from the slang term for a boxing injury.
It was originally believed that the color purple could cure polio, and for a while it worked.
“What” is the most commonly uttered word during intercourse.
Saint Nicholas was actually Jesus Christ’s pseudonym used in checking into hotels to avoid attracting the paparazzi. The white beard and red suit was his disguise
The stegosaurus was the most cowardly dinosaur of them all.
If you set fire to cow entrails for three nights, seven days, or at the end of each of ten fortnights consecutively, space Icosahedrons will steal your mind and in return grant you full platonic solid powers. This means you can be just friends with anyone at any time at will. Too bad you will be damn crazy.
The Halloween staple Candy Corn has 5 ingredients: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Partially Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil, Orange stuff, Beeswax, and White stuff.
The Rhinoceros is the illegitimate love-child of a fat man and a unicorn.
